A new brand bringing eco-friendly bathroom essentials to your home while doing a little bit of good for the planet (and a whole lot of good for your butt).

We’re on a mission to make sustainable living easy, starting with luxuriously soft bamboo toilet paper and locally made vegan soap that looks good, feels good, and does good.

It all started with Peter, a big thinker and proud Geordie  with a passion for sustainability and a knack for bringing people together.

One day, while pondering life’s big questions (we’ll let you guess where he was sitting), he had a brainwave:

What if everyday essentials could be kinder to the planet?

He called on three friends who shared his passion for sustainability, startups, and social impact.

Matt, the finance pro from London with a cool head and sharp mind.

Hayden, the business developer from Wales who knows how to turn a dream into a plan.

Jess, the comms wizard of Aus, with a love for storytelling and shaking things up.

They set out to create a business that makes everyday choices easier, better, and more meaningful.

For the planet,. For communities. For future generations.

And just like that, Nothing Butt was born.

Let’s be real, bathroom essentials aren’t exciting, but we believe they can be better.

We’re starting with the basics: toilet paper and soap that are good for you, good for the planet, and beautifully made.

  • 100% Double Certified Bamboo Toilet Paper: Soft, strong, sustainable.and genuinely great for the environment. 
  • Vegan Soap: Plant-based and wrapped in minimalist, eco-friendly packaging.

We’re not just about great, green products - Nothing Butt are about giving back.

From local food banks to community projects, we’ll partner with our customers to support causes that matter, where it’s needed most.

“Eco-friendly” is everywhere right now and lots of brands only talk-the-talk because it’s trendy. 

At Nothing Butt, we walk-the-walk. 

While other brands resell anything with a green sticker, we use rigorous UK testing to certify our bamboo toilet paper’s green creds.

We’re building a community rooted in doing good, giving back, and making real change.

When you shop with us, you’re buying more than authentic, luxuriously soft bamboo toilet rolls or delicious vegan soaps..

We’ll work with you to decide where our donations go: local food banks, grassroots projects, or bigger initiatives that need support.

Every roll you buy, every bar of soap you use, makes a difference.

For the planet. For your community. For the future.